Emmetti naljakaimad tsitaadid

27 08 2009

Twilighters Anonymousil on uus Top 10 artikkel. Seekord on järjestatud Emmet Culleni parimad tsitaadid.

Siin nad on:

10. “Eerie, isn’t it?” (Twilight Pg. 387)

9. “You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are, red-faced just like always.” (New Moon Pg. 26)

8. “It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose” (New Moon Pg. 498)

7. “I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.” (New Moon Pg. 26)

6. “I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around” (Eclipse Pg. 93)

5. “Fall down again, Bella?” (Eclipse Pg. 342)

4. “You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 69)

3. “So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?” (Breaking Dawn pg. 490)

2. “Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded by horse-sized wolves.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 745)

1. “Bout time somebody scored around here.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 511)

10 parimat “Noorkuu” fakti Comic Conil paljastatud

29 07 2009

1. Summit Entertainment tunneb oma publikut, tõestuseks tõid nad Comic Conil kaks stseeni filmist ka avalikuse ette.

2. Direktor Chris Weitz kasutab paljusid dialooge otse raamatust.

3. Taylor Lautner on pressi-sõbralik kuulsus, keda “Noorkuu” vajas.

4. Kristen Stewart teab, et Bella on “Noorkuus” ‘peajuhtum’.

5. Nüüd, aasta hiljem, on Kristen Stewarti elu sama hull ning vastused sama napisõnalised ja iroonilised, nagu “Videviku” ajal.

6. “Noorkuu” näitlejatele meeldib, kui nende karakterid kannatavad.

7. Kristen Stewart ei suuda oodata, millel ta saab Robert Pattinsonilt lapse.

8. Kui sa postitad oma reaktsiooni “Noorkuust” youtubesse, siis arvatavasti vaatab Chris Weitz seda just praegu.

9. “Videviku” fanatism/hullus on selle aasta jooksul hullem kui eales.

10. Anti-Twilighti vastureaktsioonil on lõpuks nimi.

Tegelikult on iga punkt ka ära põhjendatud. Vajadusel saate põhjendusi lugeda siit, kus asub ka artikkel!

Edwardi 10 parimat tsitaati “Noorkuus”, “Koidukumas” ning “Keskööpäikses”

29 07 2009

Edward Cullen
Seekord siis Edwardi parimad tsitaadid!

* Tsitaadid “Noorkuus”;

10. Bella, if you compare the level of commitment between a marital union as opposed to bartering your soul in exchange for an eternity as a vampire … (Page 541)

9. Now I wish I’d spent money on your present. I didn’t realize that you were capable of being reasonable. (Page 48)

8. You humans have it so easy! All you have to do is throw down one tiny vial of plant extracts … (Page 18)

7. It’s fine, Alice. They can’t all be 911 Turbos. (Page 493)

6. Because she’d rather you became one of the eternal damned than get married. (Page 541)5. I can see where you might confuse me with a nightmare. But I can’t imagine what you could have done to wind up in hell. Did you commit many murders while I was away? (Page 502)

4. You’re wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it’s a joke. (Page 540)

3. You should probably know that I’m breaking the rules right now. Well, not technically, since he said I was never to walk through his door again, and I came in the window … But, still, the intent was clear. (Page 503)

2. Well, I’m nearly a hundred and ten. It’s time I settled down. (Page 540)

1. Would it be childish of me to hide in your closet, then? (Page 542)

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Bella tsitaadid “Päikesevarjutuses” ja “Koidukumas”

29 07 2009

Bella Swan
Järjekordne postitus Twilighters Anonymous’ilt!
(Tsitaadid jätkuvad oranšil linglil klõpsates.)

* “Päikesevarjutuse” tsitaadid;

10. You and Billy gossip like old women.” (Page 14)

9. “Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie.” (Page 58)

8. “In case my right hook was too subtle for you, let me translate: that was me uninviting you.” (Page 372)

7. “What’s the best part? You swallowing an entire cow whole?” (Page 243)

6. “It’s not like I’m headed off to Vegas to be a showgirl or anything. I’m going to see Mom.” (Page 54)

5. “Porsches as bribes and king-sized beds in houses where nobody slept — it was beyond irritating.” (Page 151)

4. “I don’t care who’s a werewolf and who’s a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.” (Page 143)

3. “You make me feel like a villain in a melodrama — twirling my mustache while I try to steal some poor girl’s virtue.” (Page 452)

2. “Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.” (Page 146)

1. “I punched a werewolf in the face.” (Page 342)

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Jacobi 10 kõige naljakamat tsitaati “Noorkuus”

29 07 2009

Twilighters Anonymous
’il on avaldatud järjekordne Top 10. Seekord on edetabelis Jacobi tsitaadid “Noorkuust”.
Eelnevalt on avaldatud ka artikkel, nimega, “Jacobi 10 kõige naljakamat tsitaati “Videvikus””.

10. “Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear.” (Page 138)

9. “Okay, but if you’re going to get picky like that, you have to average in size, too. You’re so small, I’ll have to knock ten years off your total.” (Page 146)

8. “Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week.” (Page 164)

7. “They’re just cliff diving, Bella. Recreation. La Push doesn’t have a mall, you know.” (Page 171)

6. “I swear, they’re like hall monitors gone bad.” (Page 173)

5. “Why are you apologizing for bleeding?” (Page 188)

4. “Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good.” (Page 200)

3. “So what are we doing tomorrow? Hiking or the ER?” (Page 203)

2. “I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence.” (Page 209)

1. “Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?” (Page 321)

Jacobi 10 kõige naljakamat tsitaati “Videvikus”

23 07 2009

jacob-black-photoSiin nad on!

10. “So is Forks driving you insane yet?” (Page 122)

9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)

8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)

7. “So do you think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives or what?” (Page 126)

6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)

5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)

4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)

3. “Can you believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)

2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)

1. “So, should I tell him you said to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)

Emmet Culleni 10 ‘võrgutamis-lauset’

9 07 2009

Twilighters Anonymous
’il on postitanud artikli, nimega “Emmet Culleni 10 ‘võrgutamis-lauset’.

10. I may be from Tennessee but you’re the only ten I see!

9. Wanna see me crush a boulder?

8. I’d love to see how many houses we can smash.

7. You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

6. Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.

5. (To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have more fun…

4. I hear hell isn’t bad if you get to keep an angel with you- could I take you with me?

3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, you must be an angel.

2. Wanna be my monkey woman?

1. You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating you up.